BREAKING NEWS!!!! Eagles to hold open try-outs for WR position...Movie deal could be in works also.

Eagles Front Office is unwilling to go after a big named reciever. They are in turn encouarging anyone off the street who wants to try out before the Eagles final pre-seaon game, to come out and do so. Whoever is selected, pretty much first come first serve, will replace Reggie Brown. Hollywood has also contacted the Eagles organization for a possible movie role starring that individual. Movie will be sequel to "Invinsible" called "Unsignable". Eagles Owner Lurie was somewhat overheard, details are kind of sketchy, the guys hearing aid wasn't working, but said he heard Lurie say this "Why go after Boldin when we have homade talent, have you seen the movie Invinsible"? If my sources are right, that equates to the Front Office saying that they can't get any worse. Eagles Fans this is what we have been waiting for...to replace Reggie Clown and catch passes from McNabb. See you at tryouts.

83 Comments On: "BREAKING NEWS!!!! Eagles to hold open try-outs for WR position...Movie deal could be in works also."

 
is this BS?

No it's the truth genius!

Yes it is. He's just venting his frustrations.

Yeah man LOL, just to get everyone who was so uptight over this to relax and laugh at how funny the situation is.

AMEN!

It aint really but what the hell can we do?

You are right about that Birdman, there is nothing you can do about it and there is no need to let the football Gods, who are going to do what they may, ruin your whole season when it hasn't even started yet. Trust me, I know all about this, I am, after all, a Dolphins fan.

funny !!!!

i'm goin.... could probably make team as WR at this point

Haha.......I started to say that you and Jared might be able to get that movie deal.

LMAO!!! This aint high school anymore Five and Im only 5"10 :(.....Was a tail back for 12 years and still built like one and can prolly run faster than most would think!! LOL!! I wish i was a liitle bit taller, I wish I was a baller...but in all seriousness, this is gettin annoying and frusterating, I kinda want a silent period to go on and just pray something is in the works....Im such a hopeless Eagles fan...when will it all end...But hey, im NO Vince Papale, and DEF no MArky MArk but thanks for ur vote of confidence !!!! ahah

Why hell, Jackson is short. You have a chance, man. In all seriousness, I feel your pain. They need to bring in a proven vet or go all out and try and get Anquan. If not, YOU DA MAN!!!

LOL!! Well its good to see I aint goin crazy and and its not just Eagles fans that are seeing this as a no brainer...I know yu guys atleast want a competetive GAME between us this year which is not loking very likely at the moment...WOW...Comparisons to D JAx, five, your WAY too kind lol, I wouldnt have those kinda moves if my ass was on fire, or speed. HAhaha. Yea Im hopin man, but about to take a lil hiatus from the Q posts, its starting to mess wit me and get my hopes up :(

I hear ya. All of those rumor posts popping up again. I was hoping that Eagles/Pats game was on down here this evening, but it's not. Texans getting schooled by Dallas offense though. I like the way we are not playing Felix Jones the last couple of games. He's going to be the trump card this year, I think. Dude has got a lot of speed and good hands.

could be the #1 squish!!!

Front office wouldn't pay out the kind of money that Squish would be demanding. I think they would have to throw in a beer distributorship to sweeten the deal.

i Agree, Squish is a Diva, hell be demanding an extension before the mid season point...we need someone with the same heart, but less of the Diva-ness hahah

Ewww.......I'm staying away from that one. Hmmm.......

i really don't want to see squish trying to do a sit up in the drive way!!!!!!

id play for beer.... and small amounts of money and/or hookers(clean please)

i wouldnt do sit ups in my driveway.... maybe keg stands in the garage though

I'd probably be the dirtiest SOB out there.... i remember in highschool if there was a dogpile I wanted in it, PINCH, TWIST, PULL, LAUGH

god help us.... me makin a movie = the end of hollywood. i am way to comfy with a mic or camera..... i make comedians and actors look overpaid, because they are

I'm surprised you didn't star in Beerfest. Ein, zwie, drie.......zuffe!!!!

i was an understudy.... in my own little way

We could probably get Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor for that one. Free beer for a lifetime.

DAS BOOT!..... there is a challenge. fun times with all those games though

sequel to Invincible, LMAO, hilarious cuz

i hate reid for what he is doin not wanting to go out and signing a receiver

cant necessarily blame andy, its not his money...i kno he said it but hes prolly just repeatin what lurie told him to say...if the front office wont pursue then andy is helpless, as are us fans

I heard his son was trying out for the Cowboys. Where else could you play with prior convictions?

lmao. thats funny as hell

It would be hilarious, who should be Andy? I guess another movie for Samuel L Jackson, this time as super 5!!

if john candy was alive i say him!!!!

lol

how about mike myers as fat bastard???

holy sh@t

Oh, I thought that was someone posting pics of my family again. False alarm.

Dom Deluise-
been around quite a long time but nobody can say he's done anything worth a damn

SAMUELS LINE IN THE MOVIE ...You know he can't talk without yelling " I'M TIRED OF THESE GODDAMN PLAYERS ON THIS GODDAMN FIELD. WE NEED TO GODDAMN SCORE GODDAMIT!!!!

fat joe

fat joe is cool though!!!

Why dosen't Lurie just stay in his mansion and count the money??
Everytime he opens his mouth, he sounds like a complete moron.....A few weeks ago it was Lito he ?issed off...Now he throws out this garbage.....Unbeleiveable......

thats so funny maybe jamie fox could play mcnabb

Any Given Sunday Steamin Willie Beamon. Yeah I can see that. URKEL can play Reggie Brown

Will Smith... Philly, think about it.
plus he's used to dealing with a bunch of shit in each of his movies(end of world...and what not)..... which is basically what Dmac does yearly.....

this is utter BS truly movie stars football tryouts BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pleases this isnt even worth my time come up with something that doesnt even sound stupid get a grip what an idiot Hollywood what kind of garbage! this is a crock of shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clearly this a joke, a funny one at that.

yes, a sense of humor is something missing from many households in the Philly area.... even I dont realize sometimes how much of a joke we must appear to be

aw man, lets have some self respect. lol

ok... i'll try..... just know the toilet is flushing and our season may be going down the drain

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I'm sorry to have to to dust off a fellow Eagles fan but it's obvious it was joke. I said that in the beginning of the blog when someone else asked if this was real. You were the ony one who commented witha negative attitude. It was all in good fun JACKASS

breathe Eaglefan001 LOL